Illuminating the News for the Students by the Students

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Illuminating the News for the Students by the Students

Lamplighter Media Productions

Illuminating the News for the Students by the Students

Lamplighter Media Productions

David Manche

David Manche, Webpage Editor

Technology has always been my specialty. When I was younger, before search bars existed in settings menus, I would explore every option, ability, and setting available to be changed. I learned a lot about technology from personal experience and fixing other people's tech issues, I still do a lot of fixing technology, but I also do more website maintenance.

I'm the Website Editor for Lamplighter and this is my second year on staff. Lamplighter isn't exactly a place that techies flock to, but I figured it would be fun and I could do something worthwhile. My plan is to put advertising on the webpage to increase the budget and the quality of production of WPLD and Lamplighter. I also want to create a better mobile site.

Some things I enjoy unrelated to tech support include flying planes, flying drones, and playing games. I play CS:GO and Skyrim, The Office is great, and my favorite movie is Interstellar. I'm in MSTC, too.

Feel free to submit a letter or leave a comment on the website anytime.

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Coronavirus Task Force Unveils New Mascot: Fauci Bear

May 18, 2020

In a new move of great progress and innovative marketing, the coronavirus task force revealed in a briefing last Sunday that they have a new mascot, Fauci Bear. Like many mascots, Fauci Bear is mute....

editor allison puts in a pride buck

Administration Raids Illegal Counterfeit PRIDE Bucks Operation

January 17, 2020

Five people were given SAFE and several thousand counterfeit PRIDE Bucks were seized in a raid by school administration last Thursday. There were no fatalities. We at the Sinecure interviewed one of...

The hallways of Dunbar as illustrated by MS Paint

Dunbar to Change Dismissal to 3:16 to Prevent Early Dismissals

January 8, 2020

Over the last couple of years, Dunbar has been plagued by a recurring problem. Students, towards the end of class, move from their seats and towards the door, eventually forming hordes and sometimes even...

Pulitzer Prize Winners @PLDRealNews Provide Only Real Factual Genuine Real Verified Actual Real Confirmed True Real News

Pulitzer Prize Winners @PLDRealNews Provide Only Real Factual Genuine Real Verified Actual Real Confirmed True Real News

December 20, 2019

Here at The Sinecure we would like to congratulate PLDRealNews for winning the Pulitzer Prize for their impeachment coverage. Secretly, by publishing this story, we are hoping to "Streisand Effect" @pldrealnews...

UK Football Reminds Us Why We Only Watch UK Basketball

UK Football Reminds Us Why We Only Watch UK Basketball

September 25, 2019

The game was set for a thrilling matchup. The sold-out crowd was filing in nicely and they were going crazy. Kentucky set up to kickoff and the speakers echoed those infamous words, “It’s football...

The Persistence of Memory, a famous 1931 painting by Salvador Dalí, is a pretty good representation of how your summer will go.

How To Waste Your Summer

June 4, 2019

Now that finals are over and you have finally taken the most important test in every class (or the retake on the one test bringing your grade down) summer break is here. In the words of the Phineas and...

An MS Paint representation of the math hallway mullion.

New Poll Shows Higher Pole Collisions Than Previously Thought

May 31, 2019

Have you ever run into one of Dunbar’s many poles? Don’t feel so lonely, a new poll suggests that this practice is prolific, especially among freshmen. The poll, taken by the People that Plan Poles...

A proper MS Paint representation of the tragic end to the hallway couple.

Hallway Couple Cancelled Next Year

May 31, 2019

As the 2018-2019 school year winds to a close, students were informed that they would be missing out on a special kind of intimacy next year. It was announced on Monday that, tragically, everyone’s...

The recycling club going around and emptying bins after school.

How Lexington’s New Recycling Policy Will Affect Dunbar

May 20, 2019

In an article posted on lexingtonky.gov, the City of Lexington will temporarily suspend paper recycling. Figures provided by the city, as referenced in this Herald-Leader article, show a nearly $500,000...

The Sinecure Guide to K-PREP

The Sinecure Guide to K-PREP

May 17, 2019

Here are five tips on how to get one of those All-Distinguished medals that you haven't seen since you last looked at the trophy case your parents set up for you. 1. Start Studying Early To get a Distinguished...

Flavien Prat on Country House, left, races against Luis Saez on Maximum Security.

Controversy at the 145th Kentucky Derby

May 5, 2019

After a tense race at a rainy Churchill Downs, Maximum Security jockey Luis Saez thought that he had just won his first Kentucky Derby. But that didn't last long. In a stunning turn of events, the first...

North Texas v. Utah State

January 22, 2019

On Dec. 15, North Texas played Utah State in the New Mexico Bowl. Utah State dominated with a score of 52-13, landing seven touchdowns and a field goal to beat North Texas’ two touchdowns. Utah State...

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