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An overwhelming majority of the counties in Kentucky are red. With a little holiday spirit they could turn green.

Season’s Greetings from the Sinecure

Logan Justice, Public Relations Manager
December 8, 2020

Last year, students often obscured their faces on their lanyards, to the dismay of teachers and administrators. Now, teachers are thankful for any sign of a student's face at all.

Virtual Learning Solves

Wenbo Fan, Satirist
December 3, 2020

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Coronavirus Task Force Unveils New Mascot: Fauci Bear

David Manche, Website Editor
May 18, 2020

editor allison puts in a pride buck

Administration Raids Illegal Counterfeit PRIDE Bucks Operation

David Manche, Resident Satirist
January 17, 2020

The hallways of Dunbar as illustrated by MS Paint

Dunbar to Change Dismissal to 3:16 to Prevent Early Dismissals

David Manche, Resident Satirist
January 8, 2020

Pulitzer Prize Winners @PLDRealNews Provide Only Real Factual Genuine Real Verified Actual Real Confirmed True Real News

Pulitzer Prize Winners @PLDRealNews Provide Only Real Factual Genuine Real Verified Actual Real Confirmed True Real News

David Manche and Mason Curtis
December 20, 2019

UK Football Reminds Us Why We Only Watch UK Basketball

UK Football Reminds Us Why We Only Watch UK Basketball

Mike Marshall and David Manche
September 25, 2019

The Persistence of Memory, a famous 1931 painting by Salvador Dalí, is a pretty good representation of how your summer will go.

How To Waste Your Summer

David Manche, Website Editor
June 4, 2019

An MS Paint representation of the math hallway mullion.

New Poll Shows Higher Pole Collisions Than Previously Thought

David Manche, Website Editor
May 31, 2019

A proper MS Paint representation of the tragic end to the hallway couple.

Hallway Couple Cancelled Next Year

David Manche, Website Editor
May 31, 2019

The Sinecure Guide to K-PREP

The Sinecure Guide to K-PREP

David Manche, Website Editor
May 17, 2019

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